Running With the Big Dogs

I'm back from celebrating Arthur Guiness's 200th birthday with several very shady individuals. The guest list read like a who's who of right wing extremists and potential terrorists:
Matty O'Blackfive
Jimbo O'Hanson
Jonn O'Lilyea
Toby O'Nunn
Mary K O'Ham
Concrete O'Bob
Army O'Girl
and a really suspicious (but smokin' hot) Lady with suspected ties to a secret security force down in NC.

Its a wonder we weren't all renditioned just for being in the same county together.
Fortunately, the satellite look down malfunctioned and we disabled our GPS phones.